P n B by T

T created his own gourmet dish the other day. Peaches con Broccoli. Yes, that's right. Peaches with Broccoli. We've included the intricate recipe for this sensational dish in the off chance that you, too, would like to treat your tastebuds to such a feast of flavors!


Step 1: Obtain a Dole's fruit cup (or similar brand) filled with peaches. With gusto, remove the juice surrounding the peaches by drinking it. Be sure to make a boistrous slurping noise while doing so.


Step 2: Carefully place fresh broccoli stems amongst the peaches. Three to four stems will suffice.

Step 3: Sternly stare down any onlookers who may mock you for creating such a nontraditional dish.


Step 4: Enjoy your P n B and don't be afraid to tell others just how scrumptious it truly is!